Britney Spears Says She’s ‘5 Years Old’ And Moving To Mexico

A mischievous Britney Spears has prompted concern together with her latest Instagram posts.

The “Mmm Papi” singer posted two movies to the social media app early Tuesday the place she claims to be a 5-year-old kindergarten scholar, and notes that impolite paparazzi have prompted her to flee to Mexico.

Within the first video submit shared on Instagram, Spears is seen in shut view as she claims paparazzi have boarded her onto a airplane whereas sporting a masks.

“I’m not likely positive of why the paparazzi have me occurring a airplane trying like I’m sporting a Jason [Vorhees] masks,” the singer expresses, earlier than mentioning a torch she was carrying in some unspecified time in the future.

“I believe my good friend by chance gave that to me,” Spears notes.

Issues seem to grow to be extra unsettling when she acknowledges her 43rd birthday from the day earlier than, first miscalculating her precise age, earlier than de-aging herself from an grownup to a toddler.

“It’s my birthday – I’m not turning 42, I’m turning 5 this 12 months,” she says, “and I’ve to go to kindergarten tomorrow.”

In a second video posted by Spears later that day, she additional calls out the paparazzi and inadvertently clears up her “masks” assertion from the primary video.

“It actually hurts my emotions that the paparazzi make my face appear to be I’m sporting a white Jason masks,” she states, implying that her criticism stems from how she’s captured on digital camera.

“They’ve at all times been extremely merciless to me,” Spears continues, “and the best way they illustrated me [in] a few of [their photos].”

After fun, Spears claims that she’s taken drastic measures to hinder the paparazzi from taking extra unflattering images:

“They’ve been extraordinarily imply and merciless, and that’s why I’ve moved to Mexico!”

Lots of the images taken not too long ago of Spears make clear what really occurred and lean towards the singer being very a lot of sound thoughts in her Instagram movies.

Within the pictures, revealed by the Daily Mail, Spears could be seen sporting an extended white trench coat and black, thigh-high boots whereas strolling on the tarmac. White-rimmed sun shades cowl the highest half of her face, with a big black fedora retaining the solar out of view.

Spears can also be seen overlaying her mouth with a crimson grill lighter as she chats with an assistant. As seen within the group of images, Spears by no means removes the lighter from this space of her face.

To the bare eye, it could seem Spears wasn’t appearing erratically however as a substitute was shielding her face from the swarming paparazzi within the space.

Whereas concern over Spears’ social media utilization is nothing new, the singer has opened up about merely wanting the grace to specific some silliness on Instagram once in a while.

In her best-selling 2023 memoir, The Girl In Me, the Grammy-winning performer exhibits her appreciation for different’s consideration of her but in addition requests the privilege to be herself.

“Freedom means being goofy, foolish, and having enjoyable on social media,” she wrote, including:

“Freedom means taking a break from Instagram with out folks calling 911. Freedom means having the ability to make errors and [learn] from them. Freedom means I don’t must carry out for anybody — onstage or offstage. Freedom means I get to be as fantastically imperfect as everybody else.”

For these nonetheless involved, a supply chatting with Vultureassured the general public that Spears is placing her well-being –mentally and bodily – first.

“She is sober and doesn’t do medicine,” the insider claims. “She has a glass of wine every now and then, however she doesn’t have a substance abuse downside and has folks round her to be sure that she stays on the straight and slender.”

Spears’ aversion to the paparazzi and media consideration has been documented in The Girl In Me, giving much more weight to her latest movies and actions.

In 2007, the pop star made headlines after she shaved her head following an emotional night involving her two sons and their father, ex-husband Kevin Federline.

Describing herself as being “out of her thoughts with grief,” a annoyed Spears entered an L.A. hair salon, demanded a pair of shears, and started shaving her head.

“I’d been the great woman for years,” Spears recalled in The Girl In Me, including:

“I smiled politely whereas TV present hosts leered at my breasts, whereas American dad and mom stated I used to be destroying their youngsters by sporting a crop prime, [and] whereas executives patted my hand condescendingly and second-guessed my profession decisions although I’d bought tens of millions of data. And I used to be uninterested in it.”